financial aid and rants and raves

Right now Team America (FUCK YEAH!!!) is getting it's ass kicked by the Czech Republic in the World Cup. I'm fearing a repeat of '98, where we got our asses handed to us by fucking Iran (!!!) and we didn't score a goal. Please guys, play a little better than this.... Anyway, 2 days until the home-based business class, and I'm chomping at the bit. This should be an interesting experience AND a chance to meet chicks. Bored divorcees anyone? Yes, I'll take one with one child (max), early to mid 30's and small bosom if possible. (less sagging at time marches on...) God, I'm a sexist pig (oink fucking oink). No, seriously; most small business are started by women. You've probably already heard that, but the fact is misleading, as are most overly broad statistical statements. Many of these small business are tiny home-based ventures designed to lose money. Why? Write-offs! This lowers the family tax bill and gives mommy something to do. Westchester is a haven for such businesses, even to the point these women open stores in our town centers. Imagine trying to compete with a business designed to lose money. Even those that make money almost never grow beyond the spare room in the garage, but that's OK. Every time someone starts a small business, the chance is there that it could really blossom. It could also send you into poverty. Can you S Corp or LLC, kiddies? Good, I knew you could. And yes, this class should be filled with lovely ladies looking to get back into the swing of things. It's like joining a cooking class before every other loser male found out it's a great place to meet chicks. I wouldn't got to either just to meet women, as I really am interested in starting a home-based business and I actually can cook, and am always looking to expand my gastonomic knowledge. It is a pretty big bonus. More later.